GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES
From an email we liked and several Web sites

• Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened. -- Cora Harvey Armstrong-
• Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
• The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -- Helen Hayes (at 73)-
• I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -- Janette Barber-
• Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -- Lily Tomlin-
• A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -- Carrie Snow-
• Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -- Laurie Kuslansky-
• My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -- -Erma Bombeck-
• Old age ain't no place for sissies. -- Bette Davis-
• A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -- -Rhonda Hansome-
• The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -- Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -- Jennifer Unlimited-
• Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton-
• Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -- Caryn Leschen-
• I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -- Jennifer Unlimited-
• If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -- Catherine-
• When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -- Kathy Buckley-
• I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -- Dolly Parton-
• If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton-
• I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -- Roseanne Barr-
• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..-- Elayne Boosler-
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -- Maryon Pearson- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -- Margaret Thatcher-
• I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -- Gloria Steinem-
• I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor-
• Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -- Eleanor Roosevelt-