Lyon, Popanz & Forester

    Quotations


    Quotations and observations we have found useful or interesting:


     
     
    Every moment wasted looking back keeps us from moving forward. Life is too short, time is too precious, and the stakes are too high to dwell on what might have been. We have to work together for what still can be.
    Hillary Rodham Clinton
    concession speech, 6/7/08

    May you always have;        
    Love to share                   
    Health to spare and   
    Friends that care

    Life is a gift
    Live every day as a thank you note.
    anon

    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain!
    anon

    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift; that's why they call it the present
    Eleanor Roosevelt

    Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise,
    I say ignore the bastard
    John Steinbeck

    I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind me.
    German composer Max Reger

    It is easy to say that the wound has begun to heal, but it is not a wound. It is a tumor for which time is not a cure.
    Story in LA Times on Vietnam


    Problems and Solutions:

    For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
    H.L. Mencken

    A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.
    Albert Einstein

    We tend to seek easy, single-factor explanations of success. For most important things, though, success actually requires avoiding many separate possible causes of failure.
    The Anna Karenina principle
    Guns, Germs, and Steel
    Jared Diamond

    If you don't want to be disappointed at the end, ask the hard questions at the beginning--and do the hard work to answer those questions.
            Judy Rosenbum in Fast Company

    Reason and logic are the play tools for the philosopher in "everyman." They allow him to work very hard without damaging how life really works.
    Anon

    To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
    Anon

    "How to's" are like having a map without knowing where you are. 
    Anon

    Procedures are what you do and how to do things. Policies are why people perform the procedures, and incorporate: metrics, applicable regulations, the policy authority and consequences if procedures are not followed.
    Anon

    Separate the catnip from the kitty litter.                            Kitty Kelley

    If a train station is where a train stops, then what's my work station?

    If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?  
    Winston ad in Wired magazine

    More, better and different are ways of working with the problem in the foreground. Change requires working with the cause in the background.

    Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
    Will Rogers

    You cannot solve a problem on the same level that it was created. You must rise above it to the next level.
    Albert Einstein

    If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
    Arthur Kasspe

    One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything
    Occam's razor


    Religion:

    The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.
    Robert Heinlein

    We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart
    H.L. Mencken

    Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other 'sins' are invented nonsense.
    Robert Heinlein

    Creator - A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh
    H.L. Mencken

    Politics and religion, like art and music, aim to accomplish the same thing, which is to overcome absurdity with meaning. Religion does this by seeing God's hand in history. Politics does it by affirming that, if history is all there is, it is enough.
    James Carroll
    The Boston Globe.
    EPITAPH FOR EARTH
    “We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

    Socialism collapsed because it did not allow the market to tell the economic truth. Capitalism may collapse because it does not allow the market to tell the ecological truth.
    Oystein Dahle
    former VP of Exxon for
    Norway and the North Sea

    I would say the best moment [of my presidency] was when I caught a 7 1/2-pound largemouth bass on my lake.
    GWB May 8, 06
    Mercury News



    Government:

    Firmness in decision is often merely a form of stupidity. It indicates an inability to think the same thing out twice.
    H.L. Mencken

    Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
    E. B. White, New Yorker, July 3, 1944

    There is no way to peace along the way of safety. ... peace must be dared, it is itself the great venture, and can never be safe.
    Dietrich Bonhoeffer

    Those who think they're too smart to engage in politics will be governed by those who are dumber
    Plato

    If you don't visit a bad neighborhood, it will visit you.
    Thomas L. Friedman

    These are leaders who remind us that change happens when you connect with, rather than oppose,the fundamental forces of human nature.
    Ed. Fast Company Nov '00 p20

    There is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to handle, than to initiate a new order of things.
    Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince


    Business and management:

    Leadership is the art of accomplishing more than the science of management says is possible.
    General Colin Powell, Chairman (Ret), Joint Chiefs of Staff in "A Leadership Primer"

    ... there is not a major company that I interviewed for this book [The World is Flat] that is not investing significantly in research and development abroad. It is not "follow the money." It is "follow the brains."
    Thomas L. Friedman
    commenting on U.S. education

    The first rule of intelligent tinkering is save all the pieces
    Aldo Leopold

    Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
    Will Rogers

    "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
    Thomas Edison

    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
    Anon

    If you torture a statistic long enough, it will confess to anything.
    Jeff Faux

    Courage is that rare moment of unity between conscience, fear and action, when something deep within us strikes the flint of love, of honor, of duty, to make the spark that fires our resolve. It's the moment -- however brief or singular -- when we are our complete, best self, when we know with an almost metaphysical certainty that we are right.
    Senator John McCain
    FC 9/04 p16

    Shinseki committed candor
    Army Chief of Staff disagreeing with Rumsfeld

    This web project is the most self-indulgent, egotistical thing I have ever done in my life. But the day is young.
    I can top it.
    Dilbert/Scott Adams

    The true role of strategy is to describe a future worth creating-- and then to reap the competitive advantage of preparing for it and making it happen.
    Pierre Wack Shell Oil
    Fast Company 7/02

    "We do try to keep up with major changes. But we keep up slowly."
    U.S. Army re change in dress code

    Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
    Edward V. Berard
    Life-Cycle Approaches

    ... the wet-ware of top dollar IT staff ...
    George Gilder

    There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. 
    Peter Drucker

    The Capability Maturity Model
    The Capability Im-Maturity Model

    Projects are the delivery mechanism to transform ideas into business value in an organization.
    CA Clarity brochure


    That's life:

    If lawyers are disbarred and
    clergymen defrocked,
    doesn't it follow that
    electricians can be delighted,
    musicians denoted,
    cowboys deranged, models deposed
    and dry cleaners depressed?
    Laundry workers could decrease,
    eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more,
    bedmakers will be debunked,
    baseball players will be debased,
    landscapers will be deflowered,
    bulldozer operators will be degraded,
    organ donors will be delivered,
    software engineers will be detested,
    the BVD company will be debriefed,
    and even musical composers will eventually decompose.
    On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope
    politicians will be devoted.
    George Carlin

    More, better and different are ways of working with the problem in the foreground. Change requires working with the cause in the background.

    The story of your life is your story, not your life.
    John Barth

    I have been described as painting a gloomy picture. I'd like to suggest my only instrument is a lamp, not a paintbrush. All I'm doing is shedding light on a painting already complete.
    Peter de Jager Statement Y2k
    The nature of man:

    I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings.
    Albert Einstein

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
    Robert Heinlein

    The truth is safe as long as no one looks for it
    anon

    When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    Mark Twain

    The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
    George Bernard Shaw

    You should be open minded but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
    Michael Shermer

    When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
    George Bernard Shaw

    Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
    Winston Churchill

    ...common sense that has been suppressed by thinking.
    Fast Company March '04 p42

    Luck is a label, not an explanation
    Anon.

    The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.
    Phil Mickelson
    The Economist

    To know what is possible tomorrow, you must be willing to step outside of what is possible today.
    Toshiba Advertisement

    The grand paradox of Time is that we need it in order to change, but in receiving it we are robbed of our passion to change.
    anon

    People act on what is urgent, not what is important.
    anon

    A coach is someone who makes you do what you don't want to do so you can be who you say you want to be.

    A coach doesn't provide something you don't know. They provide something you don't see.

    Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity.
    old U.S. Marine adage

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach him how to learn and he will be able to eat something in addition to fish.
    Annon.

    Humans invented language to satisfy their deep need to complain.
    Lily Tomlin

    If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
    Albert Einstein

    Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain -- most fools do.
    Ben Franklin

    Evolution provides a remarkably effective way to find needles of good design in haystacks of possibility.
    Daniel Dennett
    The Economist

    Man keeps looking for a truth that fits his reality. Given our reality, the truth doesn't fit.
    Up to your Ass in Aphorisms

    Life is game. In order to have a game something has to be more important than something else. If what already is, is more important than what isn't, the game is over. So, life it is a game in which what isn't is more important that what is.
    Up to your Ass in Aphorisms

    In the hunter-gatherer era, if we didn’t find food, we died. In the agricultural era, if our crops perished, we died. In the industrial era, famine receded, but infectious diseases killed us. Now we’ve achieved such control over nature that we’re dying not of starvation or infection, but of abundance. Nature isn’t killing us. We’re killing ourselves.
    Barry Popkin


    Love and relationships:

    Forgiveness doesn't come with a debt.
    Song: I Take My Chances
    Mary Chapin Carptenter


    Love doesn't come with conditions, forgiveness doesn't come with a mortgage and coaching doesn't come with an explanation.

    Nagging is a one-way conversation with one speaker and no listeners


    Modern times:

    Take a deep breath, and give yourself the appropriate amount of time to accomplish the impossible.
    Bill Strickland Fast Co. Nov '00 p442

    Everything happens faster now--which means that short-term thinking has long-term consequences sooner. 
    Fast Company May '00  p334

    Few people ever thought that during a recovery effort they'd have to ask the question: "Who is alive?"Contingency Planning
    & Lessons from 9/11

    Everything goes wrong every minute. What you do is fix it.
    Lt. General Gus Pagonis
    in charge of logistics for Desert Storm

    You leave college to go out and slay a dragon and save the world. But soon you find there are no dragons, at least in your neighborhood. So you campaign against an occasional lizard.
    anon

    "Convergent Bicycle Model for Fiancés." Jacques Carelman


    Other collections we like:
    Great Quotes from Great Women
    What does a woman want?The question and the answer.
    Every Woman Should ...
    When Insults had Class

    Lexophiles: word play Emoticoms During Wartime from the New Yorker
    Change meaning or change a letter and get new meaning
    Pun Based Conversion Table
    Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
    Terrific morphing People and animals you have never seen before and will never see again.
    Left Brain - Right Brain a visual test.

    Project Management Proverbs
    Project Management Truths
    Project Management Laws Capability Maturity Model (CMM) and Capability Im-Maturity Model (CIMM)
    Giving More than 100%
    Life Span vs. Life Spam George Gilder on the importance of customers' time
    The Cathedral and the Bazaar Eric S. Raymond
    (David S.) Isenberg's Favorite Quotes
    Sun Tzu: The Art of War
    The Green Car Paradox The conflict between increased fuel efficiency and cleaner air Peter Huber, Forbes, August 7, 2000 (Free registration required)
    The Blind Men and the Elephant in a poem



    An Open Letter to Dr. Laura Questions based on admonitions from the Bible.
    Punishment for breaking the Ten Commandments The Bible says the punishment for breaking six of the ten commandments is death. There is no specified punishment for graven images, false witness or coveting thy neighbor's ... (whatever); for stealing, all that is required is double the value of the theft. Why don't those who insist on posting the Ten Commandments also post the penalties or would all that killing be politically incorrect?
    Is America a Christian Nation? A Q&A about the US and religion.
    The Ten Commandments are an important part of the foundation of American Law, but how many of them are legally enforceable? Three, maybe four.
    The Ten Commandments and other religion in Washington D.C.
    George Carlin: TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" , in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

    I believe an atheist ought to live her life so she can say with all sincerity, "even if God's existence were proven, I would change only my understanding of the facts, and not the values by which I guide my conduct and thought." Richard Carrier, What an Atheist Ought to Stand For (Revised 2004)

    An Atheist in the Woods __________

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